Not Me!

I did not take a relaxing two hour nap Sunday while hubby and all the kids were outside working hard painting our fence. No, not me!

I did not buy cute organization folders and then just tossed them on the pile of papers and bills to be filed...and left them there... No, not me.

I did not go off on a political tangent while talking to a friend, in the middle of teaching the 3 year olds at church. NEVER... No, Not me!

I did not let the dishes pile and pile and pile up in my sink because I didn't have any Cascade for the dishwasher left.... I had a cut on my hand I didn't want to get wet by hand washing =p..No, not me!

Whew, I sure was busy NOT doing any of these things this weekend....

Not Me!

I did not declare today a Saturday simply because I hate mondays and how they feel (or turn the house upside down) No, not me

I did not decided that a fire pit must be bought with the money we are saving for vacation because technically "every time we use it will be like a vacation..." No, not me!

I did not re-spark my insane habit of buying a new outfit for every occasion simply because I wanted too... and then run to Old Navy and buy a few of my favorite shirts all in different colors. NO!!! Not me! ;)

I did not secretly wish my Sunday School video would not get fixed so I could just chat with the ladies around me about nonsense instead of learning about Queen Esther. No certainly NOT ME!!

I did not run out to my van right after my eldest daughter got baptized to shove my face with a delish Mcskillet burrito that hubby bought me and then run back in for service simply because I could not stop thinking about it ALL MORNING. NO NOT ME!!!!

NOT ME!

I did not almost spontaneously bust into tears several times this weekend because of the reality of never having another baby... no, not me!

No, I did not have an anxiety attack as my children played football in the living room while watching the football game with their dad!!!... all the while, watching as the football came dangerously close to my beautiful, huge picture window.. no not me!

I almost did not cry again because the game was 3 on 3 and might never be 4 on 4... no, not me!

I did not secretly decide to buy every Item of the week at Old Navy simply because the price was too good to resist. No, NOT me!!

No, I did not almost throw out all of our pool towels simply because Im ready for fall and am sick and tired of washing them, no not me!

No, I did not complain and vent to the poor stranger on the phone (tech support for SOS) that I had no clue about computers thus this being the reason my husband should be calling and not me blah blah blah... no not me...

No, after my rant and rave the nice poor stranger did not quickly transfer me to someone else who claimed that there would be a 30 minute wait... no not me!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Nope, Not Me!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

No, I did not take a nap almost every day and not care what my kids did during the snooze time or Aunt Megans visit. Nope, not me!

No, I did not put #4 to bed in his underwear simply to avoid yet ANOTHER trip up and down the stairs to get a pull-up. Nope, not me

No, I did not make sure Emma had the biggest suitcase, cutest clothes and tried to hide the ugly sneakers in her closet because I know how important it is to be pretty even in the woods at camp..nope, not me!

No, I did not linger a bit longer outside pruning the roses just so I could spy on the new couple who will be building their house next to MINE!! No, not me!

No, I did not admire my hubby at the 4th of July party and marveled at the fact that I can "kiss him anytime I want..." No, not me ;)